CrimsonKero's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Money Man: Classic]

Once you figure out to wall-jump, it would be pretty interesting to speedrun.

[3D BOOB JIGGLE GAME]

Jare got himself access to Unity. That can't be good.

[Kill dat fuqr Tech Lock]

I’m disappointed about how few ways you can kill that stupid lock, but I had to invert my vote.

TheKursedOne responds:

maybe ill remaster it when i get better at game dev lol

have tech do the art cuz he is better at art and a playable tech mode where you kill imp instead lol

[Kill Foamy! Version 2]

Flashplane, there were way better Flash games made in 2004. This was the same year Clubby the Seal, Alloy: Arena, and Insane Orb were released.
Even though there's no way Tobunshi can be better than Edmund McMillen or MindChamber, there are still better games out there on Newgrounds even back then.

[PICO VS PICONJO ONLINE]

Do you even test these to make sure the 2 player functionality works? Also that's teh buttchamber Piconjo.
EDIT: I opened up two tabs and it was able to connect, but I'm not sure if I can connect with real players.

Vidyabatter responds:

I made a sprite for the actual piconjo but jare used the buttchamber one

[Plant VS Cum ONLINE]

Who thought that making online multiplayer games on Newgrounds was a good idea?

The biggest problem is the severely small playerbase. With 200-500 plays per game, most of them coming from Under Judgement just to get it blammed, it's very unlikely a second player will show up.
Even worse when someone tries to revisit this, but can't because they're the only one around.

Look on the bright side, there's SOME singleplayer functions here, but there's no enemies.

[Piconjo Sp33ch]

Nic3 try, that'$ t3h buttchamb3r d3$i6n!

$tuck 0n t3h 'Spoke the truth' m3dal. pl33$3 h3lp

larrynachos responds:

The first song that plays is the clue :3

[Newgrounds Rumble]

Still a classic, but some of the designs aren't too good.
*ahem ahem*