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[DailyToon11022004]

== Second 'toons o'November! ==
Score: 8 | SS Review #004

The fourth of the Dailytoons. Onto the review

Overall:
None of the movies are single frame, text only, or otherwise "obviously blammable".

FourStar:
Harvest Hill is a game apparently based on Harvest Moon and Silent Hill and uses sprites from the former. It appears to 'edn' abruptly upon clearing one cutscene and entering another building, but a game in a Dailytoon this early? Even if unfinished (and apparently drunk), it's still a bit interesting.

Do keep in mind playing this one hides the cursor, so you will have to restart the flash to watch the movies.

ZeroStar:
Part 2 to his balloon flash. Not gonna spoil it, but the visuals are just as decent as the first part. I saw one reviewer who said they were disappointed with how it ends, and I'm going to have to agree with it. It also ends abruptly, but it's still a more concise ending than the other two toons.

ThreeStar:
Like FourStar, this also uses sprites. Also ends abruptly. Not much to this one, aside from the EDN text also being crudely drawn and animated.

Visuals: 7/10 | Entertainment: 6/10 | Sound: 9/10 | Best Toon: FourStar

[DailyToon11012004]

== First 'toons o' November! ==
Score: 5 | SS Review #003

The third of the Dailytoons. Onto the review

Overall:
Zero's not here, so already there's a drop in quality as the rest of the Stars have to fill in the void.

j00bie:
Power Rangers theme with two pictures from the show, one of the rangers, and one of the bad guy "Rita Repulsa", who then flips over and gets defeated once the song ends.
Despite it being the focus of various 5 star reviews, it actually didn't take a lot of effort to make, even for just one day, and would've been blammed if submitted on its own.

LampOfTheAbyss
This is "Ralph Nader home loan". Crappy ad with flashing text and images, and bright colours.

Seven:
Two people tween around a crude table tennis board and play. The ball hits the guy's balls and results in 8 points being awarded to the other player. Music's also a bit weird.

Visuals: 3/10 | Entertainment: 5/10 | Sound: 6/10 | Best Toon: SevenStar.

[DailyToon10312004]

== A number two is a number two. ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #002

The second of the Dailytoons. Onto the review

Overall:
There's 4 parts this time, with more slightly better visuals and only one "true" stinker.

Zerostar:
A red balloon in an otherwise black and white environment. Where have I heard that one before? Aside from said balloon, it does look a bit unfinished. That's what happens when you try to do one toon a day. Also apparently NADER IS THE ONE!!

FiveStar:
Three gangsta black d00ds in a loop and set to rap music while "White T" texts scroll around. They animate, but y'all look very janky.

OneStar:
There's a repeating "gunshot" sound that makes it really annoying to watch. It looks like there's a girl that gets drunk at a party, or that's what the incredibly thick doodles appear to represent.

j00bie:
The "NADER IS THE ONE!!", except the picture of Nader flips constantly.

Visuals: 7/10 | Entertainment: 4/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon: Zerostar (again).

[DailyToon10302004]

== Where it all started ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #001

This is the oldest Dailytoon (that I know of) and the oldest on the official Star Syndicate account. Of course there were a few other SS flashes from other members before this, but for all intents and purposes, this appears to be the first.

Onto the review. There's 3 toons in this collab,

Overall:
A little bit lacking content wise, but you got to start somewhere.

SevenStar:
Four exploding naked Uncle Sams and a picture of Wade Fulp being flipped 10 times a second. while the Kool Aid Man's "Oh Yeah!" plays. A menu button shows up, but only after watching it for about 12 seconds. Not entertaining to say the least.

ZeroStar:
Features various frame by frame animation tests and such. It's OK even for its time

FourStar:
The text "KoRn is gReateR than you" set to Korn music. Regardless of what you think about Korn, you can all agree there's nothing else to this bit. Unlike Seven, the menu button ain't gonna show up

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 3/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon: Zerostar.

Zerostar responds:

Pretty trippy to see someone seriously review my old stuff from when I was 15.

[House Repairers: Ep 3]

OK. So the graphics are drawn using a super thick round brush (idk flipaclip or something idk) and I think it's supposed to be terrible. Good way to stump reviewers, but not so good for trying to get an audience to watch that shit.

mustard-water responds:

its kind of supposed to be terrible yet good at the same time idk, and it isnt flipaclip, although thanks for the feedback
(edit) i have now gotten a drawing tablet, you can see the latest movie where i use it.

[Roblox Animation Game Noob the Rapper Find Me in My Bush]

No AudiO? Don't worry, I'll make them myself.

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weeeeeeeeee!

squish quish ichy squich.

*at least 1 sound from super mario bros*

[Girls Dancing to No copyright music 1: Poppy]

Title's a bit misleading, there's only 1 girl dancing to no copyright music. And a whole load of flashy filters and stuff.