CrimsonKero's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Piconjo Jam '22]

Hello, my name is uh, Gorf, and I come from someplace far away. That'll do.

Anyway, this teh Piconjo Jam was better than the rest. I say jou should skip to 15:29 for the best part.

[Piconjo Meets Trudeau]

It's a good Piconjo Day submission, but keep in mind that j00 used teh gh3y imp0stor made by MindChamber (aka Buttchamber).

Re: Why would Piconjo ever cosplay something so gh3y and faek liek that impostor? Is Canada r33ly that gh3y?

NickSenny responds:

It’s 100% cannon that Piconjo dresses in a Buttchamber cosplay during his meet and greets.

[Piconjer Countdown!]

Great cartoon, great music. <3s 2 all 13.37 contributors

[Rtil does DDR]

The movie itself references the line 'Nobody wins in this city', from RTIL's 2007 flash 'Metropolis Circuit', and applies it to the video game 'Dance Dance Revolution', where the quote is now 'Nobody wins in this game'.

This flash depicts RTIL playing DDR, represented by tweening a stick figure with headphones over a dancepad, while the screen shows mild rainbow flashes to simulate gameplay, all in a white background. It uses the same music as the credits in Metropolis Circuit (Slam by Pendulum). All in all, excellent screensaver.

[137 dots]

Boring

Voice was OK, but it just wasn't that funny or interesting. The only real effort here was to draw those 137 dots. I don't suspect copy-pasting, but even without it, it isn't really that hard to do.

[Fish boy]

Feels a little slow and stiff. He was also speaking gibberish.

[pretty dead things]

Visuals still hold up very well in 2022 and look even better in HD.

[KamikakuritsoHellsDestiny]

OK, so there's only audio, and telling me that I need the latest version of Flash Player.

Joke's on you! I'm using the NG Player, which uses the last version of Flash before Adobe pulled the plug (version 32.0.0.363), and several versions ahead of the one used here, which would've been Flash 8. Even Ruffle gets this message.

I don't know. Maybe RTIL has a time machine and was able to get a hold of some futuristic open source version of Flash, animated the movie using that, and submitted the SWF back in 2005, despite older Flash Players not being able to run it aside from the audio. Maybe one day, technology can advance far enough for this flash to be fully playable, almost like some sort of time capsule.

[Friday Night FULPing]

"This is the best thing to come out of Newgrounds nowadays"

According to KiwiFarms. This is spam, everyone knows it, and the creator is known for it. That does not mean give it special treatment. But I will admit, the '6 million' joke was funny when I first watched it last year.

[A Dungeon Master's Hubris]

No boobies here! Look elsewhere.

I feel this has slightly more effort than a Doobus cartoon, almost like it's an upgrade of one. This is proof that a cartoon can be decent, while also being made in a tiny amount of time, but really it isn't practical in the long run.
(Note that Zedrin actually does great art, even if some of it is NSFW)