CrimsonKero's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Samus Aran Dance]

Some context, expanding on what @Brewstice already mentioned:

Almost all of the animation was taken from 4 non-sequential shots from Benek's previous work "MetroiDance", released Aug 22, 2022.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/854549

Shot 1: Pole in 1:17 of MetroiDance
Shot 2: Poses in 1:14
Shot 3: Crotch shot in 1:16
Shot 4: Gun in 1:34

The backgrounds however, are different, yet a lot more simple compared to what's in the original.

While it isn't against NG's guidelines, it's still morally questionable.

EDIT: Thanks for the <3 Benek, but you do know this review is negative.

[cut our budget]

This don't work because you're using GMod and the framerate's already 3 per second. How do you cut the budget even further than that?

[Are you a Boy or a Girl?]

Correct answer: I got f*ckin' kissed by a furry, I don't feel gay or straight, I feel disturbed!

[snooze walks]

Good animation, albeit a tad short, however it does not have any sound.

[CORN IN MY POO]

Visuals definitely didn't age well from 2000 to today, especially the poop on the left. Good choice of music though. Would've given it a 6 or 7, but I'm giving the full score solely to spite HTFLumpy who wants it BALEETED!

[Dark Magic Dance]

Two words: Art Portal.

As much as I appreciate the animation quality in this 10 second loop, which is great, this is still a 10 second loop, which I’m v0ting accordingly. “Short form content” or whatever you want to call it, is on Newgrounds, an easily exploitable format that takes away from the hard working filmmakers and animators on the Movie Portal and is generally considered low-effort by the community.

I would recommend posting this stuff on the Art Portal, with a YouTube embedded version with sound.

horizon-hugger responds:

Well then what's the point of the "This is a loop" functionality when you upload a movie? I don't see why would they have that function if short loops weren't welcome here. Youtube doesn't have auto-looping by default anyways and it's likely few viewers would click the link.

[Mario shoves a jar up his ass]

The good ol' fashioned shitpost does give a lot of laughs, but if that's all you do, you'll never go anywhere in life.

The most I ever got was 3.2 stars and I never thought once that this would be front-page worthy. Don't let the score, and the reviews go to your head and assume this is the peak of all animation or some shit, but do take the time to properly improve your work, whether it's to use better colours, draw more backgrounds, learn anatomy, and otherwise try to make a "good" animation, MS Paint or otherwise.

Click that Zzz emote if you agree with me, because I'm getting bored of this too.

onixm responds:

Woah, I like the comment you made here, I’m going to listen to you and take your advice

[celine's crazy christmas adventure]

A literal NUKE is not strong enough to destroy "the entire world", much less a bundle of three measly sticks of dynamite. Worst case, Celine's house caves in, but aside from that, still well-made.

Suggestion for joke: The bomb still explodes even after she puts the fuse out, somewhere around 0:55, or anything else to subvert that initial fuse pinch.

[BatMan And SuperMan]

No you aren't shadowbanned.

Full-body, frame by frame, despite its severe roughness compared to what you're capable of, is always welcome on Newgrounds. I can at least say it's better than those 5 shitposts you submitted prior, which would've been the actual cause of your shadowban if you actually had one.

Meanwhile, I'm quite fond of the voices, which sounds like something out of a grainy old 60s TV recording. You should consider voiceover work.

[General BBS Sketch Collab Shitpost 2022]

== Kinda sketchy.. ==
Score: N/A | Non-Review

I get it, it's a shitpost. Thank god it's only once a year like Clock Day. Having participated once in 2021 and three times here, I'm glad to see this parody become just as recurring as the actual Sketch Collab.

GOOD POINTS:
- A nice healthy mix between utter garbage shitposts, awesome shitposts, decent quality mid-posts, PNG's, and triple-posts.
- The "No hair allowed" sketch from @TheShokBlok returns
- Has @Stepford in one of the sketches, or is that really them?
- Funny song. "Vagina" and "Hurts" can fit with pretty much any of the sketches.
- No 321 sketches.

SOME THINGS TO IMPROVE:
- Some timestamps would be nice.

~frog

CrimsonKero responds:

WE NEED TO PROtECTT Tje BREEFCASE!!