CrimsonKero's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon11142004]

== Watch out for screamers ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #016

The 16th of the Dailytoons, and appears to be 'a good one'. Onto the review:

2RS: Third wang video from 2RS, this time a gangsta rap. With flashing colours and the wang saying "DAWG!" as it tweens across the screen.

Aerdail: More footage of the guy dancing, except it's to Hakuna Matata from The Lion King (1994). This time there's more text and less dance.

j00bie (1):
TMNT, but dogs. Images of dogs wearing headbands (matching the Turtles' mask colours) moving around alongside a picture of Adolf Hitler and set to the TMNT theme. The movie ends with Hitler dead.
You could praise it for using the theme song, like the previous Power Rangers toon, but on any other day, just using a song is not enough to warrant points on its own.

j00bie (2)
The entire movie is a picture of a dining room. RAWR, crude red scary cat face!
Wasn't much there to entice me before the screamer shows up.

xXx-
We are the Mullet Men and not even autotune can fix our singing.

OneStar:
OH NO! A monster is eating people. The moon keeps switching positions. Music is good.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 8/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toons (my opinion): 2RS and OneStar

[DailyToon11132004]

== Week 3 ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #015

The 15th of the Dailytoons, and apparently approved by Pope John Paul II (rly). Onto the review:

PsychoJester: 18 wheels on a big rig, and apparently PJ struggled to fit them all on, as they curve up over the front of the truck. Song came from somewhere, but it's likely not PJ.

SevenStar: Stickman stretching over the screen. I don't get this one.

MightClark: Fight scene that blends stickmen with crude fullbody drawings with misshapen arms, choppy movement, repeating scenes, and a lack of audio.

2RS: Continuation of their movie in Dailytoon #9 (the one with the penis). Watch that first.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/201759

Visuals: 4/10 | Entertainment: 8/10 | Sound: 5/10
Best Toon (according to SS): 2RS | Best Toon (according to me): PJ

[DailyToon11122004]

== Best of Week 2 of Dailytoons ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #014

The seventh of the Dailytoons, and the best toons submitted during their second week. Onto the review.

In general: Like Dailytoons #7 the week prior, this is a compilation of the 4 best toons submitted in the past week. It's organized by Zerostar, although his own toons never made the cut.

OneStar: From the Cat Dailytoons (#13). About 10 drawn cats and a simple background and fitting music fit for them tweening around.

ThreeStar: From the 9th Dailytoon.' Audio sometimes becomes eargrating, but it's "stupid funny".

Aerdail (1): From the 10th and 11th Dailytoons, with the former having it start at the end of the ninja scene. Textboxes remain cropped out of view sometimes.

Aerdail (2): From the 12th Dailytoon. Watching that guy dance is very entertaining, although the music cuts short.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 8/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon(s): ThreeStar and Aerdail (1).

[DailyToon11112004]

== Cat spam, about 2 years before the [KK] ==
Score: 8 | SS Review #013

The thirteenth of the Dailytoons. This one is themed around cats. Onto the review.

In general: There are eight parts from various members, whereas the usual Dailytoon may have 3 or 4. 3 of these primarily use photos of real cats. There's also a definition of cat in the menu.

OneStar: Some cats tween around a simple hill background while music plays. They all look crude, but there is some variety

NightRaider: Cat rips off a stickman's nuts and head. Stickman speaks in plain text and somehow has 3 nuts. Amusing to say the least.

Zerostar: Some fish fall next to the cat. It's not finished, nor is there a button to go back to the menu. Time to restart.

MadStar: Giant robot cat shoots up a city. The cat looks decent enough, but the city doesn't need that guy's help getting destroyed.

DarkStar:
"Click here for Hot Dripping Wet Pussy". Can you guess what this is?

Music from Super Mario? - Check.
Flashing red and yellow background? - Check.
A picture of a cat that looks like it's been in the dishwasher? - You got it!

Of course with spam like this, you're definitely not gonna get anything erotic. It's the oldest trick in the book. No menu button, and manually rewinding will not get rid of the music.

?:
OMG Cats, Very quick slideshow of pictures of cats.

Northstar / Aerdail:
More pictures of cats, this time set to a song with the lyrics "What's new pussycat?" and contains funny captions. So... memes. Plenty of those where that came from.

ScrapHead:
Cat gets kicked into a tree and bleeds to death. Crap visuals, no audio, doesn't even cover the right and bottom of the screen.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 9/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon(s): NorthStar and OneStar.

[Behind The Scenes]

OK, I see an animation, but I'm not seeing what's behind the scenes. Or is that the actual title?

[EdibertoRGB: The First Animated Skit]

I don't know what happened in this skit. Guy from far away tells another guy he sucks, then his hair turns poofy. What's the punchline?

RGBAnimated responds:

I'm not sure actually, I'm trying to learn how to make a good punchline as I want to make more of this. So for now all I can say is... the guy gets punched off-screen as it cuts to text?

[Just Vault Boy dancing on loop]

Typo. Title says "Valut Boy". Meant to say "Vault Boy"
EDIT: Appears to be fixed.

[DailyToon11102004]

== Recycling at its finest ==
Score: 6 | SS Review #012

The twelfth of the Dailytoons. Onto the review.

In general:
Today's toons don't look too good.

2RS:
In colour this time. Appears to be a self-portrait of the author. Long way to go.

OneStar:
Guy in a bar drinks, and drinks, and drinks, and falls asleep. He sleeps for a while. I recommend closing the flash and starting back up because there's no menu button.

Aerdail / NorthStar:
Video of a guy with a cartoon Halo-esque helmet covering his face dancing to Run DMC's It's Tricky.

Visuals: 5/10 | Entertainment: 6/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon: OneStar

[DailyToon11092004]

== Recycling at its finest ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #011

The eleventh of the Dailytoons. Onto the review.

2RS: More lines smash into the edge of the screen. Guy says "PENIS".

OneStar: Girl at the beach dances to some song. Got all I needed 5 seconds after the whole scene is finished drawing/loading/etc, as they're all repeating symbols.

NightRaider:
Blue stickman returns a bowling ball, thinking it was a gerbil, then gets beamed up like in Star Trek. Very basic stick movie.

Aerdail:
Happy little accident, the original use of this toon skipped to the end. You're getting the full "Ninja man" toon here. He puts on his bandanna, which takes over 13 seconds, only to run out of time. Text is still cropped.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 7/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon: Aerdail.

[DailyToon11082004]

== 10101010101010101010 ==
Score: 6 | SS Review #010

The tenth of the Dailytoons. Onto the review.

2RS:
Max appears to be good at animating lines moving along a white screen. This one has them resemble a face, which then bleeds and gets a red eye from the blood.

j00bie:
Some pictures of Kenny Loggins set to his hit song 'Danger Zone'.

Aerdail:
The first dialogue box looks cropped, but at least there's coloured drawings.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 6/10 | Sound: 8/10 | Best Toon: 2RS