CrimsonKero's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pallid Fingers]

NOTES:
1: The outro is not present in the video version, but still exists in the SWF. Add '/format/flash' to the URL to get access to it.
The reason why the outro's missing is this, and I quote:
'when they were automatically converted to video the credits got cut off for some reason'
Why they didn't re-convert it again to fix the missing outro is anyone's guess.

2: The screen glitches out four times, where multiple references can be found if you pause.

List of glitches (Frames 2808-2812)
New Red Robin Chipotle Madess promotion | A crude stickman appearing to shoot bullets.
A-ha | Green stickman behind red background

(3119-3122)
Piconjo <3s j00 | Black + white scribbles on red background | Red spiral | Blob sketch saying "hi."

(3724-3732)
Square character thing with eyes out (4 frames)
Grey dots + squiggles | Black squiggle | Vinyl record | SNOOP DOGG

Some more black + red scribbles on frames 3756-3757

(4509-4512)
Two creepy smiley faces | Eye scribble | The faces again, except the left is bigger
Dancing bananas (as seen in the Peanut Butter Jelly Time meme) with trails of red and circles above their heads (one has a square and one has a triangle instead. No Rtil didn't predict Squid Game)

RE: I downloaded the SWF and used Swivel to convert it to video, and I managed to keep the outro intact.

rtil responds:

RE: outro - A similar issue happened with the sequel. Probably has something to do with my bad actionscript.

Did not know about the URL trick. Thanks

[Sonne]

CONTEXT: This music was used:
https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/37207

I feel the replacement song changes the mood completely. It sounds nothing like Rammstein.

[Cartman plays with a tape measure]

Cartman here sounds like an ordinary kid, except at the end when the tape measure hit him, then it sounds only 50% like him.

[CLOSURE]

unless

[April tomfoolery]

You're about 3 days early.

Noobliss120 responds:

Yeah,accidentally uploaded

[Your Friend Sees Trump]

Sorry. Trump's not president anymore.

[Arsøn Ørphanage]

Sirtom93, this 'animation' is very jittery and low-effort and goes by seconds per frame.

Alanvsthewrld responds:

thats the point

what does sirtom93 have to do with this

[Alien The Remakeboot]

3D animation is not within my field of profession, but I can say that the models look very grotesque and horrifying and are only animated slightly better than a SMG4 video, that is, every single character squashes and stretches.

I will however praise the fact you went over the 8 minute mark, something extremely rare in web animation.

Overall, I think this was entirely done on purpose and the whole point is that it's a shitty recreation of something amazing and everyone here is liking it because it's a shitty recreation of something amazing. I mean, how else are you going to get half a million subscribers on YouTube? Original content? Like that ever works. That belongs on Newgrounds!

[Yuki-Chan 6 ( This cat can not be more annoying)]

Where's 1-5?