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CrimsonKero

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Animation's a little sketchy, but otherwise a lot of effort went into it. Sucks that there isn't any music here, you can always grab something from the Newgrounds Audio Portal to replace the copyrighted version on YouTube.

TW: Criticism, spoiling the future, explicit language:
As much as my score above seems to be ironic I just want to point out.

1: I DID use Flash for a whole year before writing this review, so don't you call me a dumbass! Usually I get a ton of angry faic reactions whenever I post a low scoring review on a high rated submission like this one, even if the author doesn't really deserve it, so if you're one of those people, just know that I have my blam pass!

2: The opening scene was very long and could probably be trimmed down. Generally you should avoid long cinematic opening scenes if the contents of your movie aren't very long, especially since this is in the SWF format, which cannot be skipped unlike a traditional video on Windows Media Player.

3: The visuals don't really age well. Personally I'm more of a brush tool person and I don't tend to overuse gradients as much, but it just doesn't look as good in HD. There is such as thing as 'too thin' for outlines, and it tends to happen whenever there's a lack of anatomy. A thicker outline can help hide that anomaly a bit percent better.
If you have a CRT monitor, I really recommend you use that to watch the movie.

Other than that, this movie was and still is a great way to get new users to not blam everything. It appears the opposite is also a problem, people are now voting 5 on everything
Expert's advice: Stay away from LegendaryFrog.

Also fun fact: An actual @AnalSpelunker696 was created weeks after this released, and yes, no flash. Or reviews.

Just as well animated as last year's Rudolph animation, but didn't his nose explode in that one? Unless it grows back.

The art is good, especially the smear frame in between, but this is still just a three frame loop (even the middle frame is reused for both forward and backward motion). It's best you put this in the Art Portal as a GIF.

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

C.S. @CrimsonKero

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